When I was younger, I felt like a man trapped inside a woman’s body. Then I was born.

Growing up, I was raised by penguins following a childhood boating accident. When I graduated from university, I learned that not all issues can be reduced to black or white. I still enjoy swimming and fishing, despite the painful memories.

I was brought up in a rural, small town in Southwestern Ontario, Canada. Due to the witness protection program, I am not able to provide my actual hometown.

I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my brother and sister.

I have become quite a public speaker. I frequently lecture to my children on a variety of subjects.

I don’t like to celebrate my birthday because I don’t like taking credit for others’ work—in this case, my mom and dad. Or possibly my mom and the mailman.